Jokey badges produced for the Labour Party spring conference seem strangely prescient now don't they? According to
The Mirror this morning
his mistress Tracey Temple... was rumbled by her trucker boyfriend when she began blurting out Two Jags’ name in her SLEEP.
Shocked Barrie Williams, 46, told how he heard her describe sex acts with the Deputy PM. He said: “My blood ran cold.”
Barrie went on: “I’d be woken up by Tracey’s ecstatic remarks about Prescott’s abilities between the sheets.”
Jokey badges produced for the Labour Party spring conference seem strangely prescient now don't they? According to The Mirror this morning his mistress Tracey Temple
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Guido in the Daily Mail?
On political websites, meanwhile, there were open discussions of rumours that Mr Prescott had an affair with a fellow MP.
Who could the mean? ;-)
Be fair, Guido. Who among us gives a toss for this story?
Man has sex with woman - hardly new, is it?
OTOH the Luntz story rumbles on
http://pigeon-post.blogspot.com/2006/04/luntzcameron-imbroglio.html
and there are petitions to sign
http://pigeon-post.blogspot.com/2006/04/sign-petition.html
Any other papers playing nudge nudge wink with this? Can't see anything in the Telegraph or the Guardian.
P-P: I care because I'm A - shallow, and B - like seeing this rabble in trouble.
PP,
We do tittle-tattle and gossip here with the odd joke. Why are you here?
OT
Daily Mail's Gallery "Ministry of Affairs" has Boris with the wrong bird. I think.
"Any other papers playing nudge nudge wink with this? Can't see anything in the Telegraph or the Guardian."
The Daily Express had it this morning, but only as a 'they (Prescott & a.n. other) both denied rumours...' sentence in the main story.
big hammer small nail.
From the Miriam Stoppard column in the Mirror:
"You've let down the millions of Brits who admired and respected you".
Comedy quote of the year?
Ooh, the sextonic plates are moving.
Great iTunes ad!
I imagine that the Daily Express are desperately trying work up a story involving the cock of the Humber and Princess Diana
Humber humper humiliates hens and her Highness!
Why do I have the sudden urge to read Laurie Lee?
This is hilarious:
The only ministers in this government with any moral fibre and backbone went some time ago. Robin Cook and Clare Short if only the rest of this motley group would follow their example.
- Sandra, grimsby
It really is worth clicking on the iTunes adverts to hear the snippet of the song (for free).
Rosemary Clooney appears to have been remarkably prescient when she sang Everything's Coming Up Rosie
He is a sex god - I just see him and call out "BUDDHA!!!" ...
Was it Norman Vaughan who uses to say "Roses grown on you" ?
Chocolates with soft centres and gooey fillings
John Two Shags Prescott is at last getting his just deserts. He once stopped his car in the middle of the road, while he staggered into his local shop for beers, holding up the traffic in the process and is known as the Prescott Mafia (his son bought Hull council houses at a knock down price from Prescotts council and made a small fortune selling them on for a profit).
While the rest of the country has had to tolerate his regional assemblies and other crass policies in England, the people of Hull deserve to be a laughing stock along with their elected representitive, because they inflicted him onto us in the first place.
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