Genuine or Scam?
Guido has just received this email:
Dear Sir;
I am Abacha Blair, nephew of the Head of State and Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces of the United Kingdom.
We have come into £14,000,000 (Fourteen Million Pounds) which has been lent to us by noble supporters of the regime, which we must transfer to an account in your country before it is found by agents of the security services (The Electoral Commission, Parliamentary Standards Committee and Scotland Yard).
These moneys must only be used for the doing of good works which is why we have contacted you as an upstanding member of the community. As a trusted individual, please send us your bank account details and we will TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY the sum of £14 Million UK Dollars into your account. It is very important that you only spend these moneys on community benefit projects although as a consideration we will pay you a HANDLING FEE of 20% (TWENTY PER CENT) and nominate you for a PEERAGE in the HOUSE OF LORDS in the British Parliament.
Please send your BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS today as it is urgent that you help us in the doing of these good works.
Thank you many times for your kind assistance which God will thank you for
Yours sincerely
Abacha Blair















10 comments:
Dammit - that's really good, wish I'd come up with it ...
Great minds think alike, eh?
Guido are you suggesting that certain people have been taking "commission" for fund-raising activities?
If they have its a defo that they will spend a few years in Ford open nick finding god and becoming a better person.
I squirm with exquisite anticipation.
Wow - make £2.8m and become a Lord - now that is a service.
As far as I am concerned you should be enobled for your services to Margaret Becket's honesty and integrity fund. I might send her a fiver via you for which I'll pay you £1.25.
Whoever this Abacha chap is, I like his style...
Just in case it's fake, how about sending Recess Monkey's account details - I'm sure he'd be up for helping out this noble cause.
Er.. isn't the head of state and commander in chief of all forces the Queen?
You didn't check the IP address by any chance?
Mayhap certain political types, having been caught selling honours for dosh, are now using Nigerian fund raising methods to dig their party out of debt.
RM
mark adams said...
"Er.. isn't the head of state and commander in chief of all forces the Queen?"
Apparently not Mark, not since The Armed Forces Act 1996 was passed. The Act purports to allow the Crown to set aside the requirement for annual army acts. It states that the Crown may authorise the armed forces by "Order in Council". This provision would permit the Government to use the Armed Forces even if Parliament was suspended, and it is also contrary to the intent of the Bill of Rights.
But hey, who scrutinises Bills before Parliament anymore.
Nice one Guido
I have heard Jack Slimebag Straw refer to Bliar as 'Head of State', and the Blair Broadcasting Corporation tell us that His Shittiness the Venerble Anthony was going to a conference of 'EU Heads of State'. Clearly, those of us who did think that position was held by Her Majesty were grievously mistaken.
John Scarlett amuses himself over at SIS sending out 419 Scams..........bit of an update on The Zinoviev Note
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