'Tis not because he was Labour's first and probably best blogging MP, not because he is now an
always-on-message whip for New Labour, nor because his blog has become missable and bland since he became a whip. Not because his blog is
always bloody crashing.
Because his guest in the public gallery at PMQs today is Shakira. As he told
Spy "Why would someone like her want to be seen with an overweight MP like me?" Guido could cry, why, ohhh why... Who cares about Blair, Dave, Ming - BBC Parliament, Guido knows you read this, MOVE THE CAMERA UP, whatever, wherever!
'Tis not because he was Labour's first and probably best blogging MP, not because he is now an always-on-message whip for New Labour, nor because his blog has become missable and bland since he became a whip. Not because his blog is always bloody crashing. Because his guest in the public gallery at PMQs today is Shakira. As he told Spy "Why would someone like her want to be seen with an overweight MP like me?" Guido could cry, why, ohhh why... Who cares about Blair, Dave, Ming - BBC Parliament, Guido knows you read this, MOVE THE CAMERA UP, whatever, wherever!
3 comments:
"Mr Speaker, can the hon. memb for West Bromwich East comfirm that he mistook the breats of Colombian popular singer 'Shakira' for mountains ?"
"I thank my hon. friend, Mr. Speaker, for giving me the oppurtunity to deny these rumours. I was lucky that the young ladie's breasts were small and humble &c &c".
SERO
Breats ? Do I conflate breasts and treats? A Freudian slit, no doubt.
SERO
Can Guido confirm the rumour that NuLab MP's have been heard in the corridors of Westminster singing "Anything George can do, we can do better..."?
For once it appears that one of the apparatchiks has managed to do something creditworthy. Spending some of his valuable time to teach young Columbians about the Mother of Parliaments that is.
RM
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