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Monday, January 30, 2006

Scottish Intelligence

Guido fears that if the SNP and Sean Connery do use the Scottish Parliament to attempt to sieze North Sea oil, Blair will find evidence of WMD in Glasgow (battered deep-fried Mars bars can be lethal) and invade.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nah, just alter the balance that has Scotland subsidised by the South East and they'll fall into line ;)

The Purple Tory said...

Not to sure about the SNP site, they don't seem to keen on us English types, apparently they spend all their taxes on the English, so no need to alter the balance anonymous

WhiteCrowUK said...

I have met a great deal of SNP supporters. They always tell me how great Scotland is, blah blah blah. The only problem is they are always Scots who live and work in England. Irony anyone?

And didnt Sean Connery start supporting the SNP after he moved to his house in Spain?

Why is it we have so many Scot (and Welsh) complaining about the English moving into their area and stealing their homes/jobs/girlfriends/sheep. But were I to complain about someone from Scotland/Wales living nearby I'd be acused of racism???

BondBloke said...

Aye, they may hae beat the Scots once, but the next time they come acros the border there's worse thanWMD's awaiting them...

Hayek's Grandad said...

It's not the oil Tony needs it's the safe Labour seats! How else is he going to get his English education paper through... not with the help of only those it will effect - that would be just too democratic. It's about time we had a vote on Scottish independence in England!

Ifan M Jones said...

"Why is it we have so many Scot (and Welsh) complaining about the English moving into their area and stealing their homes/jobs/girlfriends/sheep. But were I to complain about someone from Scotland/Wales living nearby I'd be acused of racism???"

The Welsh ad Scots complain about people moving in that don't integrate into the culture and learn the local language and or/buy summer homes that drive house prices up to ridicilous levels and turn once busy villages and towns into ghostly replicas of their former selves. Scots and Welsh who move to England have been culturally integraed by the media, speak English, and the views in England aren't good enough to want to buy a summer home there. :)


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