Ming Races to Victory!
With all the energy, vibrancy, dynamism and environmental sensitivity required of a LibDem leader, Ming demonstrates that he is in poll position, ever ready to drive the LibDems to victory...
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I know I can squeeze in that middle ground if I am twisted enough
Who needs a steering wheel when you just head straight down the middle, oh someone threw in a curve......
"I'm taking the party in for a pit-stop"
"Quick, if I leave now I might only be lapped twice by Blair and Cameron"
"First time the Lib Dems have had to squeeze IN to a tight situation"
"In the light of the tragic Soham murders, will you all please ignore the fact that I don't have a steering wheel"
"I really wish you hadn't put another of Oaten's toys in front of me"
Anyone else think that he looks a bit like Michael Howard in that shot, just with slightly less hair?
Ken Clarke had the almost exactly the same photo taken of him during his leadership bid in 2001.
He's finished!!
Ming slipped in with all the ease of a parliamentary colleague into a rentboy - but how was he to get out again?
Ming and monger
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Take to the straight with Ming.
I'm the Lib-Dem leader. Get me outta here!
I met ming once. He said, "I'm a patritian. Call me Patricia."
Aaaaah! That was a good shit. How was it for you Mark?
What do you mean, the wheels are coming off.......? Zzzzzzzzzzz.
'Like Stirling Moss, I'm just trying to spread happiness* all around the world!'
*(Moss was recently misquoted by Maxim magazine as saying: 'I was just trying to spread herpes all around the world.')
has anyone got any poppers ?
but...there's no back seat!
Bastard Kennedy.... where's my bus pass?
FAST CARS AND SARAH TEATHER!
Mark says if you take off the steering wheel, you can fit two rent boys in there.
That tube of superglue was the best 99p Chris Huhne ever spent.
Another Lib Dem inserts himself into a young man's cockpit.
Ahhhh, a nice, warm, com-fy, plaaaaace to.......zzzzzzzzzz
Oh yeah.. Oh Sarah.. you naughty little girl...Oh..Oh...Oh yeaaaaaagh!
Ming wishes he had listend to Simon and Mark's advice on the use of lubricant.
"... I was not asleep at the wheel, as it happens, but if I were it is not an issue".
Lembit comments: "It would not be the first time that a man who is asleep at the wheel has been Prime Minister".
Ming resigns.
Even this F1 car can't make the Lib-Dems interesting...damn!
Dammit, Cleggie, I'm too old for this schedule: today go-karting, tomorrow parachute testing...
"Is my coat growing or am i shrinking?"
Senile dementia takes a twisted new turn... patients now have psychotic delusions they are the lib dem leader
crash test dummies new realistic look
Ming the motionless
Ouch, that looks like a snug fit. ;-)
Chris
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"wake me up when i win"
I can't tell whether he's getting into a motor car or being lowered into a bath by his carers.
Maybe he's getting ready for some Indy car racing?
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