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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Where is Sir Peter Stringfellow?

Scanning the New Year honoours list, Guido again fails to see Peter Stringfellow getting a knighthood for his services to politics. Demi-billionaire Michael Spencer has just been made co-chairman of the City Circle Tory fund-raising operation by Cameron - bet he gets his much sought after gong soon.

The Tories owe Stringy, they should put his name forward for a gong - meantime the Campaign for a 'Sir' Peter Stringfellow petition to the Queen needs your signature. Do it, and right this wrong.

Previous Campaign for a 'Sir' Peter Stringfellow stories.

Friday, December 30, 2005

2006 In / 2005 Out

Its thin politically, so to fill in...

In / Out
Poverty of Historicism / Make Poverty History
Liberal Conservatives / Liberal Democrats
Debt / Prudence
TaxPayers Alliance / Stealth Taxes
Iran / Iraq
Choice / Stakeholders
Pimp My Party / Traditional Values

(Please add your own in the comments.)

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Miliband Favourite Son

Guido's prophecy and Gordon's nightmare are pictured above. David Miliband is now the hot second favourite (an astonishingly short 8/1) to takeover from Blair - Brown still being the bookies favourite. Guido has laid Brown, and put a little on Ruth Kelly @ 250 / 1 - in order to profit from the prayed for re-Catholicisation of England. Guido seems to recall David and Ruth were once rumoured to be an item. Some say Miliband's oratory is Labour's answer to John Redwood, has anyone seen him singing the Welsh national anthem?

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Tom Brake is Sad

In a press release which desperately screams "look at me, look at me please somebody", Liberal Democrat Shadow Transport Secretary Tom Brake MP, sent out a tragic Christmas Eve press release in which he advocated that Santa used more environmentally friendly public transport. More environmentally friendly than magic flying reindeer?

UPDATE:
Alex Drake in Australia emails to point out that the Hon. Warren Truss MP (really, I know the name sounds like a kinky sex position but it is his name) gave permission for Santa to over-fly Australia. Guido's mother points out that the Irish government did the same. Why this should be the necessary when we know that Santa uses quantum effects to travel through time and space beats Guido. You didn't think he really came down the chimney?

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Merry Christmas Everyone

Before Guido gets in to the Christmas spirit of goodwill and cheer, perhaps 'tis wise to reflect and to take a moment to consider those unfortunates who were cruelly smitten this past year. The pain caused to expense fiddling MPs, name changing Tory aparachtiks, cut 'n paste journalists, whoring wonks, Basher Davis and the shower of other hypocrites who have caused me offence. The mocking, exposing and humiliating has sometimes verged on cruel. It was not always dignified or even honourable.

But Guido has enjoyed every minute of it. Back after Christmas and in the New Year, watch out for something a bit special: GuidoandtheMonkey.Com

Seriously Organised Criminal Carol Singers

In breach of Section 132 of the Serious Organised Crime Act 2005, assorted political dissidents sang Silent Night, Come All Ye Faithful and Hark the Herald Angels Sing. These two in the red look seriously cute. Ceaseless protester Brian Haw bored on at the end (that's him in the hat on the far left), giving a bonkers speech that Guido totally disagreed with, but was still nevertheless glad to hear. That's democracy for you.
Tim Ireland, twisted genius that he is, looked gleeful to see 200 or so carol singers in full voice outside parliament. Including that girl who read out the names of British Iraqi war dead and was promptly arrested outside Downing Street. Maya Evans, 25, convicted for breaching the Act last week, sure is pretty. Yes, Guido has been drinking...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Twigg Wants £10,000 for Straw

Wonk for Sale : "Pundit Payola" they are calling it in the beltway. Think-tankers on the take is what it is, and cash-for-access is the game at the Foreign Policy Centre - this month their newsletter offers multinational corporations two choices, firstly the chance to meet Jack Straw at the Foreign Office for £10,000. Not much beating about the bush here - its by invitation only and those invites cost £10,000. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, they aim "to facilitate a dialogue between policy makers and key stakeholders on how government decisions impact on commercial and organisational plans."

If you are a media conglomerate or just can't afford £10,000, for £300 you can meet second choice James Purnell MP, the Minister for Media and lobby him about that juicy broadcasting licence you wanted (Kip Meek from OFCOM will be there so you can put it to the regulator as well at the same time). Guido would pay £300 to avoid meeting James Purnell...

Carol Singing Tonight

Tim Ireland, situationist political prankster extraordinaire, urges us to "Don we now our gay apparel". Doesn't Guido always?

The Beeb will be covering this particular Carol Service organised by the blogosphere. Guido feels that failing to attend would be a betrayal of all those Brits who died for freedom whilst fighting Baathist tyranny in Iraq. Guido looks forward to mince pies, mistletoe and mulled wine...

See you in Parliament Square tonight at 6pm. Details here.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Cameron Spams LibDems

A Guido embedded operative in parliament tells me that Dave's overture to the LibDems includes emailing individual LibDem MPs setting out his social justice and green credentials - near enough inviting them to swap sides. The emails contain the line "I have always been a liberal" The email also talked of "actions not words". All Dave wants for Christmas is an Orange-Booker...

Think-Tankers on the Take

Wonk for Sale : The Times has an article that will seem familiar to this blog's readers and will make a few wonks in London nervous. As the fall-out from the Doug Bandow scandal in Washington spreads - London based wonks who have taken cash to write press releases in the form of pamphlets will be keeping a low profile. Its pretty easy to work out who has been on the take, basically any think-tank that publishes favourable research which furthers the interests of any heavily regulated business will almost certainly have benefitted from corporate largesse.

The pharmaceutical industry in particular spends heavily to ensure that politicians keep the profits flowing from the taxpayers to the bottom line. An amazing number of think-tanks across the political spectrum have an interest in pharma-related issues and they all say the same things. Its like one big echo chamber.

The other suspect practise favoured by those think-tanks close to the government is cash-for-access, IPPR was a master of this wheeze. Never as crude as "give us a donation and we will introduce you to the minister", but effectively that was the implicit deal offered. IPPR boasts of its "strong networks in government" and the flow of wonks to the civil service as special advisers (who later become well paid lobbyists) keeps the corporate cheques coming. IPPR has "partners" not clients. The IPPR pitch is careful, but clear: "partners have regular contact with our research directors to discuss the progress of projects relevant to their sector. Partners have the opportunity to get on the inside track of policy development." You bet they do.

Christmas Comes Early at CCHQ

If the boys and girls at Tory HQ weren't already smiling the Indy reports they have been given a £1000 bonus each. Reports that Francis Maude has been seen in a red suit and white beard are unconfirmed.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Charlie Denies Drink Problem

"I am an extremely infrequent and moderate consumer of alcohol."

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Travel Advice

When travelling in Europe to Brussels, Berlin or Paris, always remember to take a handbag with you. Failure to do so may cost you £7,000,000,000.

Wacko Zacko to Be Proxy Target?

The plutocratic environmentalist Zac Goldsmith is part of the new look Cameron's Conservatives. However over at ConservativeHome.Com the Tory troops in the comments section are beginning to mutiny and Zac looks likely to be the proxy focus of their ire. Liberalism, lesbians and racially aware lawyers may be the new order of the day at CCHQ - and why not - but the tree-hugging, old Etonian, anti-capitalist son of the billionaire corporate raider is an easy target in the making for the old guard.
"When you go into a shop and buy a sandwich it is an environmental disaster."
Quotes like the above do seem to suggest an accident waiting to happen. As a prospective Tory MP he would have found it difficult to sign up to any previous Tory manifesto, and most Tories will find it odd to be in the electoral trenches with an anti-globalisation zealot who argues Britons are damaging the planet by eating bananas.

So is Zac going to be the proxy target for the right? Tim Worstall in The Times fired the first shot. Expect many more.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Speccie Blog Talks a Load of Boles

Looks like the Speccie post-Boris has gone downhill already. It has a story about a 'coalition' meeting held at the Adam Smith Institute on Tuesday 6 December. (The 'coalition' is an informal coffee morning for right-wing wonks hosted at the ASI.) This particular meeting was sparsely attended despite the mince pies - and most of those there had backed Davis. So the Speccie's most likely source for a story about the Cameron project is suspect.

Nicholas Boles is alleged by the Speccie blogger (Dominic Cummings) to have told the 'coalition' "in no uncertain terms: if the Cameron project works out, then you face another decade plus of political irrelevance, no money, and no influence". Something that does not sound very likely or authentically Boles. The Speccie blog goes on to recommend Cameron lies to the right-wing, who will it predicts, face a bleak future. Boles has complained about the article to the Speccie - he says "I said nothing of the kind. In fact, I favour a low tax economy, Policy Exchange, of which I'm the Director, has just brought out a new publication arguing for more school choice and I'm an outspoken supporter of the decision to withdraw from the EPP."

2009 Tory Manifesto to be Orange

On reflection Guido thinks its tactical genius to canvass liberals for support and destabilise Charlie at the same time. With Charlie gone by spring say, the LibDems will be plunged into civil war with the choice of Menzies Campbell, their answer to Malcolm Rifkind, Mark Oaten their answer to Basher Davis or Simon Hughes, the darling of the LibDem's backroom boys. Any of the above will probably be less attractive to the voters than the ginger drinker. Cheers Cameron!

What Do They Mean?

From the BBC website:
'Thirsting and thrusting'

Mr Kennedy has promised the Lib Dems will come back united - and combative - in the New Year.

Charles Clarke's Website Gone

Either he uses NIS in Hemel Hempstead or he has forgotten to put 10p in the meter.

www.norwich-labour-mps.org.uk

Westminster Christmas Carols

Parliament Square Christmas Carols
6pm, Wednesday, 21st December 2005

Details.

Legal Implications:
Please note that if you attend this carol service, it will classify as a spontaneous demonstration (of faith, hope, joy and/or religious tolerance) and there is a possibility that you will be cautioned or arrested under Section 132 of the Serious and Organised Crimes and Police Act 2005.

NIS - Big Brother's Spooky Geeks

NIS, Labour's spooky Data Centre in Hemel Hempstead is very interesting. The high-security data back-up service that, errr, doesn't back up, was formerly McDonnell Douglas Information Systems (MDIS) - part of the giant U.S. Defence Contractor. Nice to know that Labour's membership list data is in reliable hands.

MDIS / NIS gets a lot of public-sector work and contracts. Public-sector contracts are notoriously murky especially when they are not put out to tender, such as after MDIS/NIS took decision makers and wives on an all expenses paid weekend away. Wakefield's District Auditor's report into the awarding of a multi-million pound contract by councillors without any other bids being sort is scathing - the police investigated the less than transparent dealings but no criminal charges were laid - the councillors responsible were the then Labour leader and deputy leader. They have since stepped down.

NIS also do the speed camera software, they do local authorities, the congestion charge, some Scottish NHS stuff, 999 call handling and of course, The Big Conversation. Quid custodiet ipsos custodes? Well, its all automated by a Pentagon contractor, not just any old contractor, but a contractor associated with the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) developers of a tracking system called "Total Information Awareness" (TIA). The goal of which was to track individuals through collecting as much information about them as possible using computer algorithms and human analysis to detect potential activity.

The project called for the development of "revolutionary technology for ultra-large all-source information repositories," which would contain information from multiple sources to create a "virtual, centralized, grand database." This database would be populated by transaction data contained in current databases such as financial records, medical records, communication records, and travel records as well as new sources of information.

The U.S. Congress defunded the project in 2003 amidst privacy concerns, but nothing to worry about here in the UK. After all, the DARPA research did give us Londoners a by-product on the cheap, MI5's favourite surveillance toy, the congestion charge camera network. So its no surprise that Stephen Lander, ex-head of MI5, was a non-exec director of NIS. Go scare yourself.

Stephen Twigg Could Not Make It

Cancelled.

Cameron In, Thatcher Out

Ben Drown emails to point out this from the foot of the webpage which lists the new shadow ministers:
A selection of books from the conservatives.com shop

Margaret Thatcher : The Path to Power

These books do not necessarily reflect the views of the Conservative Party

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I Spy Labour.Org.Uk

A spooky friend of Guido's draws attention to a strange coincidence. When Labour's website went up in smoke they switched from the burning embers of Hemel Hempstead data centre Northgate Information Solutions (NIS).

NIS coincidentally do a lot of web work for the government, so it presented no conflict of interest for them, in a one-party state, to be hosting the Labour party's website. Nor should the fact that Sir Stephen Lander was a non-executive director between his retirement as Director General of the Security Service MI5 and his appointment as chairman of the new Serious Organised Crime Agency present any concerns. Guido has not noticed any donations to the Labour party by NIS people, but maybe a proper journalist might find the link. Incidentally NIS shares are a sell says Guido's city source.

The Labour party now parks its browser on a cheap hosting service and shares disk-space with a leftie photographer. Geeky dark arts reveal that Labour's temporary new IP address [212.67.198.214] is also used by Rochdale snapper Paul Herrmann.

Undercover Hat-tip : SpyBlog

The Future's Orange, Not Bright for Kennedy

Guido does not pretend to understand the LibDems or their factions and ways. But it seems that the relatively right-wing Orange-booker Mark Oaten spammed all and sundry yesterday in an incongruous email that emphasised his liberal left-wing credentials to activists. Old Menzies Campbell is putting himself about as well. Mutterings abound that Cameron's Conservatives are going to sweep up middle-class centrist voters who have never really felt comfortable with the leftie beardie wing of the LibDems. Looks like we have the prospect of another dead Kennedy.

Guido asked this before about Malcolm Rifkind: What is the question that the LibDems could ask to which the answer is Menzies Campbell?

Wonk Watch : Drunk in Charge of a Think-Tank

Propeller-Head Wonk Watch: There but for the grace of God goes Guido. Stephen Twigg fresh from wandering mistakenly into CCHQ, wandered out of the Foreign Policy Centre christmas party and fell arse-over-tit in front of a copper. Hence being charged with “drunk and incapable in a public place” rather than drunk and disorderly. When Guido was last arrested for being drunk and disorderly a tramp told me to admit to being drunk but deny being disorderly. He said I would get off, before I could further question him on this ingenious stratagem an officer called "Mr Winston Churchill". "Oh, that's me" said my new legal counsel, before going up to the court.

Binge drinking Twigg is on Labour's preferred candidates list and no doubt therefore supports 24-hour drinking.

Continuing Our Serial

At last – the second installment of the thriller which exactly one person is clamouring to hear: The Da Visi Code!

Chapter Two


THE STORY SO FAR: A white-haired, experienced, older man has been stabbed in the back in Westminster, London, England. Prof Robin Longjohns suspects the involvement of sinister right-wing incense-burning messianic cult Opus Dave. NOW READ ON….

“Not so fast, Longjohns,” sneered Inspector Mitchell. “If you’re so clever, how do you explain this?” And he pointed an infra-red torch at the wall to reveal a message scrawled across the tomb of Sir Isaac Asimov:

16-09-19-92
Swish! Credit unaccountably locked
O Lamontable disaster!
Erm, I blame the special adviser
POB – find Robin Longjohns

Inspector Mitchell aimed his Aitken-Kaletsky 47 subpostmaster machine gun at my heart. I was flabbergasted. But even more so as a vision of loveliness shimmied into the Abbey, flicking her lustrous red hair behind her as she moved with long, fluid strides, and draped in what has been described as “a knee-length cream-coloured Irish sweater”*, which presumably made her trip up and stumble (in a fluid, lovely way).

“I’ve never seen you before,” said Inspector Mitchell. “Are you the editor of The Times?”

“No. I am Agent Ann Widdicombe of the French secret service department SW1A 2AH. Luckily, although I am French, I have been brought up to speak fluent English, which means this book can be understood by readers in the Mid West of America. I have cracked that secret code and I have come here to say that Prof Longjohns is completely innocent.”

Mitchell slipped up, and the gun went off, shooting himself through the head and missing his brain by six foot. Ann grabbed my hand and we ran out of the Abbey with long, fluid strides, punctuated only by her stumbling due to her knee-length Irish sweater. Outside we jumped onto her waiting C5 and scooted away.

“It is quite clear to me,” said Ann, fighting to push her gorgeous long burgundy hair from out of her mouth, “That the message identifies the killer as the mysterious person known only as The Shadow Teacher, who is the chief of Opus Dave.”

“Yes,” I replied. “And I recognise the significance of the letters POB. By a mystic piece of symbology involving the Zodiac, the paintings of Tracey Emin, the edicts of the Council of Nicea, and Hebrew anagrams, it stands for Priory Of Bruges, the ancient secret society sworn to defend the relic known only as The Handbag of St Margaret. If Opus Dave get their hands on that relic the safety of Western Civilisation is at stake!”

“Gasp!”
gasped Ann. “Exactly,” I muttered with a determined fixed jaw which will bring out the dimple in my chin when they make the film, “And the line ‘Swish! Credit unaccountably locked’ can only refer to a locked account box at the nearest branch of Credit Suisse the well-known Swiss bank, as you know. Take me there immediately!”

As the C5 sped away from Westminster Abbey, out of the shadows lurched a misshapen figure in a cowl. He limped due to the bleeding caused by a ‘Make Poverty History’ band fastened round his thigh, but he felt no pain because of his devotion to the cause of Opus Dave. This was Tobias, the fanatical killer, and he hobbled off into the night.

TO BE DISCONTINUED…? (Unless Ben Drown sends in the Third Chapter)

*Seriously – see Da Vinci Code page 79. If anyone can tell me what a knee-length Irish Sweater is, I am thinking of getting my grandmother one for Christmas.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Basher's Conservatives

What might have been... Guido was told that somewhere on a hard-drive in CCHQ is a David Davis template for Conservatives.Com. Given how pisspoor Basher's (now offline) campaign website was, Guido would love to see a copy of it. Email it here.

The source insisted that impartial CCHQ was ready to run with it in the event that Davis triumphed. He conceded that perhaps a teensy weensy little bit more time had however been spent on development of the 'Cameron's Conservatives' website...

Four Lords A-Fiddling

New Labour Unplugged have spotted a little lordly looting of the public coffers going on. Peers who say their main residence is outside London can claim an overnight allowance of ₤154.50 for staying in the capital on parliamentary business. A clutch of New Labour peers have paid their mortgages on so-called second homes at the expense of taxpayers.
Baroness Dean of Thornton-le-Fylde (the former trade union leader Brenda Dean) received ₤57,944 in overnight subsistence payments between 2001 -05 after claiming her main home was a waterfront pad in Falmouth while the £900,000 Islington town house she shares with her husband, former CBI press chief, Keith McDowall, was merely their second home.

Lord (David) Lipsey (otherwise known as Lipservice) for his unstinting loyalty to the New Labour cause is another whose ‘main home’ turns out to be a ₤250,000 farmhouse retreat in the backwaters of rural Wales while his £750,000 mock Queen Anne villa in Tooting (the area by which he is known, i.e. Lord Lipsey of Tooting Bec) is again just a ‘second home.’ The difference? ₤88,648 in allowances.

Despite a hectic London schedule Lord (Derry) Irvine of Lairg’s £1 million Westminster flat in fashionable Smith Square ( just yards from the House of Lords) also turns out not to be his ‘main’ home. At a cost of ₤39,123 to taxpayers this accolade goes to a six-bedroom house in the Scottish highlands that that he uses at Christmas and in the summer.

Tony’s first leader of the House of Lords after the 1997 General Election victory, Lord (Ivor) Richard of Ammanford is another who seems to spend more time at his second home than at his main residence. The latter is a remote bungalow on Dartmoor inherited by his wife. The second home, by contrast, is a four-story Georgian terraced house in Pratt Walk Kennington, convenient not just for the house of Lords but for Ivor’s legal practice and the couple’s jolly social lives. The difference in addresses is worth £65,138.
New Labour has promised to crack-down on benefits fraudsters, m'Lords should pay this benefit back, maybe jail time will teach 'em a lesson...

UPDATE:
Errr, apparently this was front-page on the Mail on Sunday. Maybe the M o S editor will give me a plagiarism award. Naughty New Labour Unplugged for not giving a credit.

Labour Not Backed-Up

Labour's website is down:

www.labour.org.uk

Welcome to the Labour Party website. The normal site is temporarily unavailable following an explosion at Buncefield oil depot in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday 11 December.

Part of the offices of our hosting company were extensively damaged, resulting in the loss of our site.

These guys run the country the same way they run their website. Err, guys you did remember to back it up? You wouldn't be that stupid would you?

UPDATE:
The Guardian's Oliver King credits this blog as the origin of the story, a refreshing change in behaviour from that quarter. Wonder what brought it on?

Party Pimping

As I supped my sixth cosmopolitan at the Policy Exchange christmas party at Axis last night, Cameron ascended to the podium and a light shone out across the room, it illuminated dozens of very uncomfortable, tie-less men in suits. This was just not real, people admitted to Guido they were unsure about the dress code. Looking around, Matthew Parris smiled upon a coterie of young male admirers, Andrew Neil smiled upon a bevy of young females, a typical Tory wonk party was in flow. The room was representative; investment bankers, lawyers, spin merchants and political hacks constituted the majority. Maude was tieless, Alan Duncan was spritely, Osborne was black-tied and Michael Spencer was still un-knighted.

Words were spoken, of how Boles knew Cameron of old, how Cameron owed Boles and what he wanted for the Tories "..black, white, gay or straight...", only the vegetable and mineral were excluded.

At this, the vortex of Tory modernisers, it nevertheless felt just the same, apart from uncomfortable men going tie-less (in grey suits) nothing has changed yet. Not because of Cameron or Boles, but because they were Tories, no "proper party pimping" can change that. This is the problem for the new Tory mission, all Labour has to do to scare the voters away is point a video camera at any Tory gathering, let the camera linger long and slowly on the attendees. They are just not normal. Until you look like real people you cannot expect to win the people over. [Some of the girls looked unrealistically good for a Monday night mind you, so there are definitely some pluses to the Tory unreality].

Sheridan Shaken

Guido spotted Sheridan Westlake at the party last night. "Nick, Nick" I called to him and bemused he turned around, Guido proffered him his business card. He looked visibly shaken and a tiny sliver of shame for my tormenting of him came over me.

Guido got too drunk to remember what he actually does at CCHQ, I do recall him saying Recess Monkey was an idiot. Anyway, it's now my New Year's resolution not to torment him anymore.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Wonk Watch : Cameroonie Outriders

Propeller-Head Wonk Watch: As the post-leadership battle dust settles, the battle for the ear of the new regime begins. Guido wrote previously about the alignment of the think-tanks during the election hustings, now the importance of having influence with Cameron has shot up the think-tank agenda because New Labour seems so intellectually tired and the novelty of the Notting Hill set seems as attractive to wonks as much as voters. So who in wonk-land looks to be favoured by the new regime?

The old generation right-of-centre think-tanks frankly missed the whole Cameron phenomena. They also backed, in the main, the man they knew - Davis. So Cameron owes no debts to them. The big winner is Nicholas Boles, the fairy godmother of the modernisers, his Policy Exchange think-tank was the platform for modernising ideas, it even hosted C-Change, the virtual pressure group that first told the Tories it was time to adapt or die. It was also home to Francis Maude before he was brought in by Michael Howard to begin the re-making of the party. Labour researchers will be poring over the output of Policy Exchange for an idea as to what Cameron's Conservatives will be about policy wise.

Boles' wonk-shop has had no influence on the government, but it has had a lot of influence on the Conservatives. Policy Exchange's themes of localism and quality of life are now key policy objectives, but more importantly the fresh look and feel of the Tories owes much to their modernising attitude.

Boles himself is an ex-flat mate of Michael Gove, he was a councillor on Westminster council along with Ed Vaizey so he is as close to the Cameron crowd as you can get. If 211 voters more in Brighton Hove had voted for him he could now be on the Tory front-bench. Boles may yet be parachuted in to parliament, although he could equally be as much use outside as a domestic policy outrider.

On international affairs the policy outrider is Alex Singleton's Globalisation Institute. Which has taken Guido's advice and swapped the 'z' for an 's' in its name since its launch. As a charity it kept out of the fray during the Tory hustings, but the many stirring pictures of Cameron on the website's blog told you clearly where its heart lay. The evidence suggests Cameron's speechwriter (Steve Hilton) was familiar with the Institute's output as this blog article hints. CCHQ sources confirm that Alex Singleton has recently been seen in the building.

Singleton is the former research director of the Adam Smith Institute who kicked off the flat-tax debate by commissioning a report on it in 2004. When he left to set-up the his own shop, the Archbishop of Canterbury weighed in on the first report from the man the UN's secretary-general's chief-of-staff calls "the high priest of globalisation". The whizz-kid wonk is a former geek technology writer and has no time for girlfriends - or perhaps that's just a phase. (What is it about right-wing wonks?)

Guido bets the forthcoming, but as yet unannounced, Tory Commission on Globalisation and Global Poverty will take up the theme of enterprise-based development promoted by the Globalisation Institute.

All the think-tanks of the right will no doubt be switching priorities to the modernising agenda, but these two outriders have a headstart.

CCHQ in Ecstasy

Its fair to say that CCHQ is now ecstatically in the grip of the Opus Dave cult, the girls and boys are wandering around with beatific smiles. Ahead in the polls? Its thirteen years since that happened, some of them had not even started on their synthetic phonics when that was last the case.

Spotted in the hands and handbags of the young cultists is Virgina Postrel's book "The Substance of Style: How the Rise of Aesthetic Value Is Remaking Commerce, Culture, and Consciousness" - which justifies style over substance. A vice that Davis supporters accused Cameron of, and of which Cameroonies are now making a virtue

Expect it to be in a few Christmas stockings of confused Tories eager to modernise their thinking.

Labour Reacts to Cameron

Guido's inbox is overflowing with email from Labour attacking Cameron. Ian McCartney makes the same mistake that the Tories did when confronted by Blair. The Tory propagnda of the mid-90s tried to demon-eyes him as a front for the usual Labour lefties - it failed. Labour's feeble line is "New gloss, same old Tories". Exactly echoing the same mistake that the Tories made in response to the Blair phenomenon. Cameron is not a re-tread, its the real deal, that kind of propaganda just won't wash with the public. Better re-calibrate the slogans and propaganda fast.

Jo.Brand@reply-new.labour.org.uk emails Guido to ask "What's Dave passionate about?" - its not cake Jo. She complains that Cameron is an old Etonian, yet Jo Brand is herself a product of a selective school education - something the socialist comedian doesn't shout about...

Gordon Brown's reaction to the latest polling results is unprintable. They say a picture is worth a thousand (swear) words.

All in all it looks like Labour is frit, the next few years are going to be great fun for all - except Gordon...

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Blairites and Cameroonies : All Look the Same

A group of CCHQ staff working the weekend shift yesterday went off to buy lunch in Westminster. All looking very Cameron style wearing trendy shirts sans ties etc. As they go to enter CCHQ Stephen Twigg says "you look like Labour students" and tags on the end of the group only to be stopped by the security staff.

The wonk-chief of the Foreign Policy Centre was supposed to be speaking at a Labour Students event around the corner.

Ruth Kelly Gets Mrs Fawkes' Vote

A death in the family was the reason for Guido going offline last week. The difficult times meant Mrs Fawkes had to leave her office in a rush, picking up baby Fawkes from the creche en route in a taxi for City Airport, bound for Bolton.

Struggling at the check-in counter with bags, pushchair, crying snotty baby and tickets, the many pinstriped 'gentlemen' around her ignored her clear difficulties. A familiar looking woman stepped forward and helped with the heavy bags. As a result the MP for Bolton West can rely on Mrs Fawkes' support ever more.

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Gordon's Nightmare Begins

At PMQs Guido was watching Gordon Brown's face, he was looking across the dispatch box at a confident Cameron. When Cameron jibed that "You were the future once" at Blair, Gordon's was not a happy visage, his nights must be tortured by flashes of images of the not-so distant future.
Is this Gordon's nightmare?

But They Are Such Nice Boys

Over at ConservativeHome.Com Tim Montgomerie has written a good round-up of the campaign. Guido's favourite line:
He [Cameron] is the kind of man that mature Tory ladies have always hoped that their daughter might bring home. By contrast, the same ladies saw the Davis team as the kind of bunch of they wouldn’t want their sons to fall in with.

The Di Visi Code : Chapter One